makeup

...while the other 10% is equal parts polyester and paint.

Some days, you just want to let your makeup determine your emotional expression. Emoting is hard work!

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

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We've got to send ladies a memo about this "purple lips" thing. Normally that's the sign that you're at a Halloween party or are severely oxygen deprived. Spread the word!

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Point is, I understand this makeup job about as much as I understand math.