makeup

Oh no, I sleep with the light on every night. That's totally normal. It's just something I do. Don't worry about it.

Germany's Harald Glöööckler lacks aesthetics.

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

I hate it when clowns walk around at your party as if that's not even weird AT ALL.

I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.

I think I can still detect pores and the resemblance of nasal passages, clearly we need more smudge tool and contrast!

School spirit days are getting out of hand these days. I mean, "Prey Upon the Souls of the Damned Day"? Seriously?