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...while the other 10% is equal parts polyester and paint.

For that matter, that's way too large of a car for a clown to drive.

This is why I drink to forget the 80s...screw you VH1 for trying to bring them back.

We've got to send ladies a memo about this "purple lips" thing. Normally that's the sign that you're at a Halloween party or are severely oxygen deprived. Spread the word!