jacket

Or high school band coat?

My friends over at PEMA (People for Ethical Muppet Action) are going to have a field day with this.

I do not envy how many scorned Ewoks that guy is going to have to fight after he stole the fur of their young to make this thing.

Yes, you too can haz Cheezburger.

"I'm just broadcasting the fact that even if I do suffer a case of erectile dysfunction from time to time, I have ample supplies with which to remedy such a situation. Please do not let the thought of erectile dysfunction diminish the likelihood of you sexing me."

The leather pompadour is hunted for its hair...and it's jacket.

She's sealed for freshness.

The jacket, that is.

Nobody in your biker group will make fun of you now, not at all.