jacket

That should definitely be a straight jacket.

Or high school band coat?

On Saturdays they all hang out behind J. Crew and do lines of granola off the back of New Yorker magazines.

I can only imagine he failed at building a barn, or perhaps made eyes at his uncle's mule. Poor guy.

I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.

The jacket, that is.

The majesty. The Grace.

The leather pompadour is hunted for its hair...and it's jacket.

Yeah man, I hate that stuff almost as much as poorly-colored text in a captioned image.