jacket

The first rule of fashion: Restraint. The second rule: Not This.

Seriously. If you're going to wear that shirt, stop slouching.

On Saturdays they all hang out behind J. Crew and do lines of granola off the back of New Yorker magazines.

My friends over at PEMA (People for Ethical Muppet Action) are going to have a field day with this.

I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.

The leather pompadour is hunted for its hair...and it's jacket.