jacket

"I'm just broadcasting the fact that even if I do suffer a case of erectile dysfunction from time to time, I have ample supplies with which to remedy such a situation. Please do not let the thought of erectile dysfunction diminish the likelihood of you sexing me."

I can only imagine he failed at building a barn, or perhaps made eyes at his uncle's mule. Poor guy.

My friends over at PEMA (People for Ethical Muppet Action) are going to have a field day with this.

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The leather pompadour is hunted for its hair...and it's jacket.

Yeah man, I hate that stuff almost as much as poorly-colored text in a captioned image.

Or high school band coat?