dating

Not that I wouldn't jump at the chance to be joined in holy matrimony with Sub-Zero, but come on.

DATING - PERSONALS:

"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."

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What's that? Left foot on red too? I couldn't possibly do that!

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