These outfits probably send the wrong message.
dating
By Unknown
You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!
By Unknown
DATING - PERSONALS:
"Totally cute and awesome goth chick looking for elder-statesmen straight-shooter who is totally only into goth chicks for NSA fun-times. Must be partially bald and otherwise physically unfit. No scammers or frauds."
Printed in: "The Daily WILL NEVER EXIST," Vol. X Issue: IN YOUR DREAMS.
By Unknown
Not that I wouldn't jump at the chance to be joined in holy matrimony with Sub-Zero, but come on.
