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Keep your friends close, and your portables strapped firmly near your jumblies, as the old phrase goes.

And while we're at it, let's also revoke the "pieces of flair" policy for Hot Topic retailers.

Might want to raise your hands a little higher, if you know what I mean. Just saying.

Or go a size up. If that thing pinches any more I won't be able to tell which side is your front or which side is your back.

I mean, that rock looks like it has a fantastic personality.

The Michelangelo pair just kept on making terrible puns all the time, they had to discontinue the line.