bra

I mean, nobody every mentions the fringe benefits to having saggy, pendulous breasts. Get the word out, people!

I mean there's absolutely nothing that isn't not terrifying. Yes. No wait, no.

Weird car? Check. He's well on his way to being some kind of obscure superhero.

Wait, maybe it is now. Check the calendar again. Damn.

Don't mind if I reach in and grab a pair.

My hands just cramp up after using those things for more than twenty minutes.

I wonder if her tattoo is Chinese for "Beastmaster"...