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I mean, that's a pretty iron grip you got there, buddy.

I wonder if her tattoo is Chinese for "Beastmaster"...

Keep your friends close, and your portables strapped firmly near your jumblies, as the old phrase goes.

My hands just cramp up after using those things for more than twenty minutes.

No matter how conservative you may be you'd still probably ask her to take this off.

I mean, that rock looks like it has a fantastic personality.

Wait, maybe it is now. Check the calendar again. Damn.

These dreams are like... bags of sand(man).

Might want to raise your hands a little higher, if you know what I mean. Just saying.