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Somewhere, Pedobear is rubbing his filthy little paws together with pure glee.

Keep your friends close, and your portables strapped firmly near your jumblies, as the old phrase goes.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/8/22/15aae2da-f56f-4f2f-b1ac-54ead60d2923.jpg

I mean, that's a pretty iron grip you got there, buddy.

Or go a size up. If that thing pinches any more I won't be able to tell which side is your front or which side is your back.

I wonder if her tattoo is Chinese for "Beastmaster"...

These dreams are like... bags of sand(man).

And while we're at it, let's also revoke the "pieces of flair" policy for Hot Topic retailers.

I suppose they're unisex, though you normally don't want to see the kinds of guys that need them without a shirt. Do you know how hard it is to model men's sports bras?