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So, what exactly are kids up to these days? If this future Nobel Laureate's video is any indication, it's attempting to smoke candy using mom's fireplace lighter (she's looking for that, man, put it back!).

Have any other examples of terrible kid fads and egregious errors in parental oversight? Submit them to Parenting.failblog!

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One of the unfortunate byproducts of hipster marriages is the hipster baby. Cool, chic, urban, despised by his peers while also being the subject of their envy, the hipster baby is truly representative of the times we live in. Come to think of it, hipsters and babies have several things in common. I mean, they both whine a lot, they love nap time, they're often doted on by their parents, and at the end of the day they're both full of it (Rimshot).

With all of that in mind, here are some hipster babies. Leave some comments about how inauthentic and passe they are. I'm sure they would love it!

While you're at it, protect this site from your baby as well.