wait what

See, at first I thought this was a tazer marketed towards children to use in self-defense, which seemed like a fairly irresponsible thing to do considering they've been known to give the elderly and weak of heart permanent damage - or kill them.

But using a tazer on rowdy children? There's a market for that, I'm sure.

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I'm having a bit of a hard time figuring out exactly what that machine is, FAILers, but at the very least we must know that it's way more important than a defenseless baby. Video slots, poker, Street Fighter II, whatever, clearly they comes first.

Why do you think this bright young chap isn't allowed to have any pencils? Post your theories in the comments below!