(Meow from outside door) Mom: I hear a kitty! (Opens door) Mom: Wait, where's the kitty? Was there ever a kitty? Am I on drugs?
Why do you think this bright young chap isn't allowed to have any pencils? Post your theories in the comments below!
My Mum (after being told that her new Noah's ark ring was religious): When you think of Noah's ark, do you think of animals? Or do you think of Moses... Or whoever it was that built it?
(Me and my dad sitting on the sofa watching TV.) Me: *Stretching and my shirt comes up a bit.* My Dad: JESUS YOU'VE GOT A HAIRY PRICK! Me: O.o Dad: BELLY I MEANT BELLY!
(Me playing Plants vs. Zombies) Grandma: Hey! That is a funny game! Those grey guys look like your grandfather. He likes fighting with my plants too. But at least he doesn't eat them. Well, not always.
