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12 Times Tweets Went Full Dad Joke Mode

We want to hate these, yet...(therein lies the frustrating beauty of the "dad joke")

tweet dad jokes that are just twitter puns that your father would say
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19 Super Dad-Joke-Filled Tweets From "MarchDadness" That You Cant Help But To Laugh At

Right out of the Twitter gold archives! #MarchDadness of 2017 was quite a time, let's re-live that wonderful dadness with these tweets below!

twitter dad joke puns that will lovingly make you roll your eyes into the back of your head
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 23, 2020)

Being a parent is a tough gig, and venting about all the hardships it entails is a healthy outlet for the inevitable frustration of the job. And what better place to vent than Twitter, the home of roasts and a place where you'll find the validation, solace, and sympathy you seek from fellow parents. Here are this week's funniest parenting Tweets, and last week's in case you missed them.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Being great mom: scheduling doctor's appointments, keeping track school projects, setting up playdates, making sure everyone brushes their teeth Being great dad: popsicles lunch
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When you and your boss's baby get along this well, your promotion is in the bag... right? Doesn't matter, you're going to need to keep this gif for all your holiday parties moving forward.



jk rowling congratulates harry potter babies on twitter
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JK Rowling spent her day on Twitter congratulating parents of Harry Potter-themed children. Meet Hermione, who was named for the character in Rowling's magnum opus, and Sophia, whose mother read HP while she was pregnant, which probably was not the cause of Sophia's facial birthmark, but hey, magic happens.

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Twenty Parenting Memes For The Fed-Up Life-Givers

This whole quarantine thing is tough on literally everyone, but we really feel for the parents right now. You were used to your kids going to school all day, and now you're forced to be with them 24/7, and you have to home-school them. When will we all get a goddamn break?

Funny memes about kids and parenting | Wife wanted 5 mins alone This outside her door three cats dog and a baby | Stay own bed tonight, ok? 3 yr old: Ok Mommy promise. 3:00am: baby leopard cub
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