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Text - jungwildeandfree; this is med is appearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed "mOTHERF his head out of the livingroom and said "you rang?" ER" and then my dad poked hats off for the ultimate dad joke

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They Know Exactly What They're Doing

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The Dad Jokes Never Stop

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25 Dad Jokes That'll Make You Shake Your Head and Instant Facepalm

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HA HA DAD YOU'RE SO FUNNY

People - ELL Dad comes home from work, my brother and I are playing the NES in our bedroom. He pops his head in, "Hello boys. Just playing your Seven-Eight-Don't?" We look at him, confused. He squints at the console. "Oops, my mistake-- that's a Nine-Ten-Do!" Such an awful Dad joke, but we cracked up at the time. We were in tears. 20 years later and we still reference it, while Dad can't believe we even remember it.

You Never Forget a Good Dad Joke

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