(I had just received my acceptance letter to Duke.) Dad: To be honest, I didn't expect you to finish high school.
Worth spending all that time or not, they are definitely keeping their father away from any shreddable values.
Your Worst Fear Come True: Rally Car Narrowly Misses Kid
Dad: If you want to date, date somebody who's going to harass you, so I'll at least have an excuse when the police bring me into custody.
