Top Dating App Pickup Lines of the Week (May 29, 2023)

Ben Weiss

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'Kate never did show up': College professor faces off with absentee student who insists she's showing up to class

Remy Millisky

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'Overstay your welcome?': Roommate's boyfriend keeps hogging the bathroom in the morning, cue petty revenge

Ben Weiss

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'Where are you?': Worker quits, boss schedules them anyways and accuses them of 'no showing'

Brad Dickson

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'My boss could barely look at me': Boss begs worker to stay and train supervisor just before their final day after they fail to replicate their work

Brad Dickson

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'You are impossible to underestimate': 30+ Backhanded compliments and insults in disguise

Remy Millisky

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'I’m resigning Tuesday after Memorial Day and going on vacation': Dude regrets leaving comfortable $78k office job for discombobulated $90k WFH job

Elna McHilderson

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'I got sent home early': Boss complains about overtime after forcing employees to skip their unpaid lunch break

Brad Dickson

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'My director [...] is going absolutely nuts': Engineer transitions out of the company, boss finally discovers how doomed they are

Ben Weiss

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Top 28 Karen Customer Memes for Employees Quitting The Day After Tomorrow

Eleonora Bader

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'I open the box to check the merchandise...she pretends to be surprised': 15+ Customers who thought they could outsmart cashiers to get free stuff

Remy Millisky

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Top Tales From the Front Desk (May 28, 2023)

Ben Weiss

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'She told me I could have first dibs on what gift to get her': Wedding planner discovers his ungrateful sister wants an extra wedding present

Remy Millisky

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'I was never paid': Employee quits after one week, ex-boss refuses to pay despite having submitted a W4 form

Ben Weiss

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'I didn't get any donations': Manager collects money on behalf of a grieving mother, then keeps all the cash for himself

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'My manager collected donations for me but kept it all': Boss collects donations from coworkers under the guise of helping with a personal tragedy, dips with all the money

Brad Dickson

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