He did what now, oh no honey

"Yes, it is me, mister doctor, the professional doctor man."

Crazy times

9 loads?!

It's always good to pay attention to your own gut instinct. When a complete stranger holding a rock walks up to you in a parking lot and asks for directions, “looking like a complete jerk” and not helping them is still a better option than being hit with a rock. So here are some freaky moments when people could tell something was off. For some more close calls, here are life-ruining bullets that people dodged.

The internet might be a place full of stupidity, hatred, and ignorance, but it's also a place to witness some people excel at snappy and witty comebacks during a debate or an argument. Seriously, on the internet, people aren't good at things like understanding science, basic math, or reading, but get them a dumb thing to respond to and they'll come with a clapback so hard that the recipient needs to sit down for a while and splash some water on their face. Imgur user DadOnTheInternet posted a w…

I would hide too.

Your "unnatural" hair color violates our dress code. Fix it!

Something is off.

It's not like this guy was going to stand up and throw the whole turkey in the trash or make everyone else not eat dinner. Her first priority was to avoid having to discuss her boyfriend's diet rather than just letting him not have turkey. Seems like in the end, this was the least graceful solution that was available when it comes to sustaining a real relationship. For an extra helping of food entitlement, here are the guests who demanding a guy cook his entire beef wellington well done.

Coming through with the clutch save!

This guy did a magnificent roll as his bike exploded, and it's remarkable that he was able to walk around after this. But once that adrenaline wore off he most likely discovered that his body could be sore in ways he never thought possible.

Sure it's fine when just one thing goes wrong, but when one unwise decision results in a Rube Goldberg style comedy of errors, we're just glad we've had the opportunity to see some cartoon shenanigans come to life. Good thing that dude was able to dodge the tire.

Sometimes people who don't grow up with pets get shocked by the closeness people have with their animals. And there are definitely times when it goes too far. Like the people who let their dogs lick their mouths. We can mostly agree that that's a bit much. But the “unhygienic” practices seen here look a whole lot like regular cat ownership, and this guy hasn't been around for long enough to make demands. For another one like this, here's the guy whose girlfriend kicked out his cat, so he kicked…

Are you paying close attention Hollywood? Please stop.