This is definitely not a collection of the best ideas of all time.

A glimpse into the dystopian future that lies ahead.

Maybe actually read the reports?

These clever tweets nail the essence of what it means to be married.

Living their biggest life.

She probably deserved that.

Is it a crutch to still have such strong feelings for a string of films that came out starting 20 years ago? No. It's not. Lord of The Rings memes are almost as perfect as the material they are based on. How dare you even suggest that they aren't completely relevant and terrific? For more stuff for unrepentant dorks, here are Dungeons and Dragons memes for those of us on a roll.

By all means express yourself, but if constantly talking about how you “could totally beat someone up if you really wanted to but don't right now” isn't exactly the quickest way to earn people's respect. We've all known a few people like this. Some of us have even done this stuff before realizing its not having its intended effect. If you find yourself crafting a multi-paragraph Facebook post about how you're a shark and these waters are your grisly home, save that bad boy in drafts, sleep on i…

It's hard enough finding a comfortable place to live without having to contend with stairs to nowhere and four-poster carpeted bathtubs. If we wanted to see a world of chaos we'd just close our eyes. No one wants to live in a Kafka-esque world of nonsense and pointless inconvenience, but every day someone has to sit on one of those kitchen toilets and say to themselves, “It could be worse, I could have woken up as a bug.” Here are some more troubling, flawed rooms with bad vibes.

Jack Black is one of those people who almost nobody dislikes. The guy could spit on little old ladies and people would get angry that those old bags didn't thank him for it. Jack Black is also known for playing a toy children's sax with Tenacious D, and honestly it sounds way better than it has any right to be.

Most of us only think of badminton as an activity that belongs in the same shed as croquet, but when these guys get going, it's surprisingly exciting to watch two grown men thirst after a taste of that shuttlecock. So here's to the weirdly riveting sport that people surprisingly actually care about; badminton.

This has to be the most diabolical thing ever.

This son is definitely better off without his mother.

Yikes.

Why can't they all be like this.