Maybe he shouldn't be at the wedding.

Brutal.

A romantic vacation for you, me... and your mother.

That's what you wanted, right?

Very okay!

There's no way this is legal.

Don't ask for things you don't actually want.

Call a meeting.

So it's illegal to be naked in our own home now?

The grass is always greener on the other side and that lawn is probably taken care of by a dad.

Was any of this necessary?

Absolutely amazing.

Every afternoon when I got home from school I'd rush through the door, scattering my things on the floor, and pound down the stairs to the basement on a beeline towards the family computer. After five minutes of the dial-up modem doing its thing and another fifteen minutes to load into the game, I had a whole new world at my fingertips. Time was of the essence as every moment I spent in Gielinor was a moment that my mother couldn't spend on the phone talking to her sisters. Due to the obscene l…

Fun.

That's one way to ensure you aren't invited.

That mental image is going to stick with us.