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You know what time it is? It's time for new pickup lines!

Certain instances of cheating can never be forgiven: Taking extra monopoly money while acting as the banker during a family board game night, using illicit vibrating devices to receive secret messages during a high-ranked chess tournament, and, of course, engaging in a secret relationship with your spouse's best friend behind your spouse's back. If you find yourself betrayed by any one of these, the only recourse is to ditch out on everyone you know and love, hit the gym, and start a new life.…

This company and its new owners experienced an important lesson when they laid off all of their employees in a cruel and misguided power-play. The issue was… When the time came to decide which employees they wanted to keep, no one had reapplied. Reddit user u/alldogzzarebeautiful posted this topic to the r/antiwork subreddit. The thread is full of vigor and fury at the injustice that they suffered at the hands of the company's new owners. This is a tactic that companies loved to use when they h…

I hate to break it to all of you Pumpkin Spice people out there, but the end of fall is near!

No, this is not your neighbor, Totoro — this is your neighbor, Karen, and she thinks she has a greater right than you to use YOUR driveway.

Stupid problems necessitate even stupider solutions. In this scenario, a little bit of stupid creativity delivered the desired result and ushered in a positive change. Sometimes you have to be the change that you want to see in the world. This guy wanted his breaks, the boss told him he needed to smoke, so he devised a way to “smoke." Sounds like a win-win here, and even better that it was all taken in stride and prompted a laugh from the boss. I previously worked in an office where I was one o…

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Everybody makes mistakes - and sometimes those mistakes turn into pretty big flaws . Check out some design choices that range from bizarre bathrooms to a set of less-than-functioning stairs. How in the world anyone could sign off on these oddball designs ? Regardless, their wacky mistakes are out in the world for everyone to see. To keep reading some more interesting memes, click here .

Are we all this self-deprecating?

Bizarre bureaucratic barriers and fees are no basis for good customer service — no matter how expertly you hide behind them.

There are bad gifts and then there are insulting ones. This was both.

Just imagine: You're having one of the worst moments of your life — and your boss wants to know if you're going to make your shift.

It's a wild world out there — and when you brave it out into the dangerous dark forests of the online dating landscape, you never know what you're going to find. Chances are some feral, hairy, slobbering beast will try to slide its way into your DMs, or you may find yourself stalked by some other snarling ogre. Somewhere out there lies a castle in wait, holding safe the holy grail, but you're going to have to battle black knights, riddle with aged men, and deliver shrubberies before you find it…

It's raining, it's pouring, your coworker is snoring.