'I woke up on the short end of the stick': 30+ Adorably dumb mixed metaphors

Remy Millisky

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Customer insists flooring installer does it their way, gets exactly what they asked for: 'I got paid to remove the work that I just got paid to install so I can get paid to install it again'

Brad Dickson

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'What are you gonna do about it?': Tenant gets Karen neighbors evicted for blocking their driveway for over a year

Ben Weiss

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Micromanager seeks to prevent 'unnecessary' expenses by making employees pay for the water costs of 'poor' outdoor laborers

Sienna Varady

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'I completely ignored the fact that most of their table is now taken over with little dishes of ranch': Impatient customer asks 4 workers for more ranch, petty server maliciously compiles

Isabella Penn

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'When I say I'm not available, I mean it': Employee berated by boss after being scheduled outside his available hours

Ben Weiss

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'[I'm] not doing... extra beyond my work hours': Employee openly plays on their phone in front of boss after boss refuses to let them leave early

Remy Millisky

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'Give my son a black belt': Karate Karen throws tantrum after son is denied a black belt, instructors defend themselves

Ben Weiss

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27 Jobs that are much less enjoyable than employees expected: 'Working in a small company that likes to think they are a big company will destroy the fiber of your being'

Isabella Penn

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‘Thems the breaks, lady’: Hobbyist woodworker stands up to an entitled mother enforcing her kids' bedtime on the whole neighborhood

Jesse Kessenheimer

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'All right. I know one of you took the wheels off my chair': Office of engineers embarks on pranking spree

Remy Millisky

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'The company ended up going into liquidation': Manufacturing boss demands overworked laborer stick to his original duties despite the fact that they've been doing every job alone, their compliance sinks the company

Brad Dickson

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Social worker sacked for complaining to OSHA, still gets paid a salary for 10 years after getting forgotten entirely: ‘They still paid her and she kept quiet’

Jesse Kessenheimer

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Coworker romance goes south, guy tries to ghost ex, ex makes his work day a living nightmare: 'He will have to see my face every day'

Ben Weiss

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‘[He’s] trying to poke holes in their offer': Employee is convinced not to quit when boss goes back on scheduling issue, but she receives a better offer and quits anyway, boss panics

Elna McHilderson

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Karen neighbor tries to dig trench across neighbor's property, accidentally breaks water to landowner's house: 'My home no longer has water'

Brad Dickson

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