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Some Dumb, Stupid, Wonderful Puns

They're beautiful and horrible.
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A bad customer leaves a one star review for a tattoo parlor so the business has a funny response | Absolutely horrible. Came here one day with two friends who wanted an ear piercing and nipple piercing. After getting yelled at walking wrong door, which is not at all marked went get piercings and one young woman my party denied service nose ring because her "voice too high is insane and discriminatory wanted tattoo but after way have been treated this establishment wouldn't let them touch with

Tattoo Parlor Has Epic Response for Entitled Customer

It seems like they missed a few relevant details.
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People who think they're brilliant | Replying Chiefs and @DavidKoechner could never play NFL s game brutes. My physiology is simply too advanced. Precision/Finely tuned Big and juiced up. Could have been pro? Easy, but this brain is too calculating s as simple as 27

Self-Titled Geniuses Who Bragged All Over The Internet

Coming to ruin a comments section near you.
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AskReddit user examines the male relationship with the idea of romance | r/AskMen Posted by FitzDizzyspells Female Why don't men get as much thrill over fictional romances as women do? Men fall love too, so why don't they enjoy good love story? And if do are favorites TV, books, movies Discussion

AskReddit User Examines Male Perception Of Romance

This doesn't apply for everyone, but it's still an interesting read.
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Customer recognizes mugger and thinks he works at convenience store | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by BraidedDivide Old lady mistakes mugger as employee work convenience store has strict "always comply with muggers" policy think because 's cheaper them deal with losing whatever's register than fighting suit an employee hurt defending

Customer Prevents Robbery by Mistaking Mugger for Employee

It's like something out of a sitcom.
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Mathematician Explains Ancient Multiplication In Fascinating Way

This guy's enjoyable to listen to.
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Guy does a perfect horn impression.

Dude does a Perfect Horn Impression

We're not sure this is useful but we're glad someone can do it.
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Things guys do that are creepy | posted by Sirventsalot 14.6k points 2 days ago 3 No self-awareness or notion personal boundaries like guys follow around public places or follow home intentionally and don't seem understand 's really unsettling about don't know if 's because live big city, but this is surprisingly common.

Behaviors Women Find Creepy

It's probably a good idea to not do these things.
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Girl freaks out at guy after being rejected and pretends she has a bodyguard team and that the guy stole her bracelet | text messages Jordan Yesterday 9:30 PM way out league physically, mentally emotionally can't even believe this right now Never my life

Model Chick Goes Psycho After Being Rejected

Oh boy, he dodged a bullet.
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Twitch streamer receives a request from a fan with a fart fetish | cowboy emoji Hi have weird request am wondering if would be willing do would like mail my jacket place on seat gaming chair few months and sit on and fart on as much as possible would pay this course.

Guy Wants Twitch Streamer To Fart All Over His Jacket

Everyone has their thing.
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Tweets about a roommate who failed at making oatmeal cookies | Guys Named Ernie Bernie Ern4Bern LateNightNelly Everyone feel free roast my roommate who thought oatmeal cookies are just baked oatmeal burnt tray with chunks of dry oatmeal on it

Twitter Responds to Roommates Horrible Oatmeal "Cookies"

They look painful.
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Twitter users describe the fruits and veggies that they think they could throw the furthest | tweet by will WillWells95 Replying BaileyCarlin Celery Root should not be slept on

Fruits And Veggies People Could Throw The Farthest

People are getting into this.
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Guy asks people on Reddit whether he's a jerk for playing heavy metal music at his friend's wedding | AITA ruining my friends wedding with metal? My wife (30F) and 32M) were invited my friend (31M)'s wedding. He's fairly close friend have seen each other about 2-3 times year since were 10. He got married his longtime girlfriend who have met handful times.

Guy "Ruins" Friend's Wedding With Heavy Metal Song

There's a time and a place for everything.
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"The Expanse" prop master sends a fan a ton of cool stuff | Hey there Michael Props Master Expanse noticed building own Drummer Exoskeleton is amazing asked Art Dept make an additional set graphics used on hero ones built. Would be interested sending them aged hero prop lot so 's hard see all graphics so figured if are taking time make own set might as well get graphics dress up. EXPANSE SEASON 4 DRUMMER'S EXOSKELETON Thanks watching show! Jim GRAPHICS

"The Expanse" Prop Master Sends Fan Stuff

A dream come true for a fan of the show.
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A collection of antiques roadshow memes that are timelessly entertaining | Oy, Mista Dad? Doll $40-$70 FAR OKeatonPatti creepy china doll buckteeth wearing a knitted head cover tied under its chin

Antiques Roadshow Memes That Are Logically Sound

These are all winners.
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Will Ferrel Attempts Hot Wings Challenge, Regrets Ensue

This is a gift.
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