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McDonalds ice cream machines always broken

Man Explains McDonald's Ice Cream Machine Protocol

funny moments people realized they were old | jellybellymom More fell down at work and no one laughed. Instead three people came running over make sure ok.

The Moment People Realized They Were Old

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Twitter thread on canned chicken and English and American food | Francisco Garcia @Ffranciscodgf Always mad Americans talk down British food because don't do fluffernutters just right like their mommy does, yet this is normal and also somehow legal them kitchens Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken PLE FAL HOME ST GOOD Fully Cooked

Cultures Clash In Canned Chicken Thread

An incompetent boss sabotages his business, so the employee steals the boss' clients | r/ProRevenge Business is business joined Navy 18, ended up as Corpsman Iraq and Afghanistan, and, whenI returned, found out going have take classes even become an EMT. Fuck right? So did next best thing got degree Economics. Now see there, grinning ear ear an idiot, right? Well turned out pretty well picked up job 35k/yr as business consultant smallish company area. Now use pseudonym my boss

Incompetent Boss Sabotages Business, Employee Steals Boss' Clients

messes, mistakes and failures | garbage truck flipped over the side of a bridge spilling its content on cars underneath | bug found in a green salad

Misfortune Monday: Chaos Has Many Names

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Landlord tries to take advantage of tenant, raises rent, and gets defeated years later | r/RegularRevenge u/RockyMoose Landlord is jealous my income, raises my rent $500 screw him years later 20k. Pro EDIT: original post is back on O r/prorevenge Just little mix-up, thanks mods there being cool. Is keeping repost here ok This post mod-removed O r/prorevenge and not exactly sure why. No rules were broken and all names are made up and changed hope repost is ok and O r/RegularRevenge is

Landlord's Jealous Of Tenant's Income, Raises Rent, Gets Defeated Years Later

Stories of times people were very misjudged | MAXIMILIAN-MV 32.6k points 3 days ago My ex wife convinced had another family another state. Simply because she heard kids voice background traveling work and sitting restaurant once. During divorce depositions once spent full day being questioned, and half questions were slightly different wordings so have another family/child/spouse/kid/dependent/etc.

Times People Were Awkwardly Misjudged

Twitter thread 6 month wall of pandemic | Dr Aisha Ahmad @ProfAishaAhmad 6 month mark any sustained crisis is always difficult have all adjusted this "new normal but might now feel like running out steam. Yet, at best are only 1/3 way through this marathon can keep going? THREAD /x

Twitter Thread: Mentally Dealing with 6 Months of Global Crisis

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Neanderthal voice video is accidentally very silly

Neanderthal Vocal Experts Are Like a Monty Python Sketch

A bride expects turtles with lit candles on their backs at her wedding reception | r/bridezillas u/sarabeth616 Turtle bride This would have been about 2000 Florida, so crazy-times. Young bride, about 20 with an indulgent father culture where wedding huge show-off family event her religion or culture or family don't really know) turtles were symbol good luck and mere weeks before wedding she came up with idea have turtles at reception ask? She wanted live turtles

Bride Expects Turtles With Lit Candles On Their Backs At Reception

funny bad life tips | u can't disappoint ur family if never made them proud first place roll safe pointing at head | Pro Tip avoid hitting thumb with hammer letting a child hold the nail

Dumb and Bad Life Pro Tips to Not Do

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funny, literal and technically accurate moments | Shoplifters they see shop Amish people lifting picking up a barn building and moving it

Literal Moments and Memes that are Technically Correct

A collection of times that people got called out for telling lies on the internet | 1 review 3 months ago worst nightclub London. RUN AWAY nightclub does not deserve even star put out no reason after spending 100 their club manager is catastophic and uncompromising only screams and insults tourists like us. My worst experience lived all my life. Do not go there or will be disappointed ever (Owner) 3 months ago

Lazy, Shady, And Lame Liars Getting Outed Online

wholesome tumblr dragon story pun | Early one morning pull down favourite cup, only find small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside. archmarastyden Confused and still half asleep take cup outside empty dragon carefully onto grass, then return rinse cup and make coffee next morning he is back, curled snuggly inside cup as before and repeat process.

Wholesome Tumblr Dragon Story Makes Way for Dumb Pun

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A collection of funny moments from the minds of people on Tumblr | xtraterrestrials my personal curse is knowledge function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable independently establishing or maintaining structure and routine curlyfrywho Don't forget this special feature: at same time hating people tell do | cherenigans: do think whoever designing default netflix avatar made mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at result so long whole design team

Totally Random And Hilarious Tumblr Nuggets

A collection of times that people definitely texted the wrong number | Heyy girl Paige gave ya number send pic This one? OMG WRONG NUMBER BUT AHAHH JUST MADE MY DAY Glad be service Nicolas Cage baby

Wrong Number Texts That Inspired Hilarious Results