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AskReddit replies to people's "screw this, I quit!" stories | askingxalice 2h First job at mcdonalds. 3 different managers all telling do different things, and getting mad listen others overheard worst manager say people at register (and many customers behind counter Someone need teach Alice do her job didn't even say anything. Just walked out.

People's "Screw This, I Quit!" Stories

Sometimes people reach their limits.
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Twitter thread from a guy who investigates the origins of Doritos | Chris Sacca liked Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig Buckle up, butterdicks s time talk about Doritos. Doritos CHEESE FLAVOR Party Size! | like and any other human, has definitely enjoyed ZESTY NACHO TANG Doritos corn chips time time, as well as their alternate flavors like Cool Ranch, Sweet Chili, Spicy Meatball, Hot Tire, and Fresh-Cut Grass. But then thought, where did name come 10 27 15 682 @ChuckWendig 5h Chuck Wendig O asked my

An Author's Imaginative Thread On Doritos' Supernatural Origins

Clearly inspired by the Triscuits guy.
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Lazy guy thinks that he's an ant overlord, and ends up learning they live in his keyboard | TIFU by thinking an ant overlord. So very lazy comes cleaning my room and about 2 weeks ago notice bunch ants have started make home somewhere walls. They were very small ants, and apart being bitten once while (not painful didn't mind them at all fact every time dropped crumbs and other food stuff couldn't be bothered clean up noticed given bit time, my ants would clean up SWEET!

Lazy Dude Thinks He's Ant Overlord, Ants Humble Him

Those ants showed him.
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People describe the worst compliments they've received | _WhoTheFuckAml_ 23h One my seniors once told reminded him his younger self problem is he is like worst guy my office hurt .

The Worst Compliments People Have Received

Sometimes silence is key.
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Woman books full row of seats for broken leg and asks internet if she's wrong | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/super_poggielicious 1 day ago AITA booking up an entire row seats just myself? Not hole reference this, all happened before lockdown and orders shelter place 32f) broke my leg two places couple months ago and placed full leg cast took convalescent leave and decided fly my home state originally CA but stationed NC this is relevant so everyone understands time frame flight question.

Woman Wonders if She's a Jerk For Booking Entire Row For Broken Leg

She did buy all the seats...
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A choosing beggar wants to hijack a ride that a couple had set up to the wedding, months in advance | Hi guys, just about (Bride's) wedding middle trying arrange my travel wedding have spoken Lift Giver) and she has said might be too squashed with everyone car want avoid making(Lift Giver) feel awkward by letting anyone down so wondered One would feel, since both drive, about driving one cars down so everyone is able go can't afford whole family attend hence why am just going x

Choosing Beggar Wants To Hijack Couple's Ride To Wedding

Just imagine being this entitled.
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Guy discovers that not everyone has an internal dialogue | Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Fun fact: some people have an internal narrative and some don't As some people's thoughts are like sentences they "hear and some people just have abstract non-verbal thoughts, and have consciously verbalize them And most people aren't aware other type person

Man Discovers Everybody Doesn't Have Internal Dialogue

His life was turned upside down.
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A collection of wins and fails from different people on Tinder | Rachel, 20 1 mile away active 14 minutes ago About Rachel tbh just want get some free chipotle out this | Samantha, 21 7 miles away Active 1 day ago Standing tall at 5'2 want do adult things with whispers* taxes *panting softly* pay mortgage *moans* make sure turned off all lights, our utility bill fucking $300 this month

Tinder Triumphs And Failures Of Epic Proportions

So many swipes, so little time.
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People share the most interesting things that they've seen previous tenants leave behind | Lockshala 15h As kid, my parents moved into former Minnesota Vikings lineman's house and he left PS1 with bunch games. Great dude, imo

Most Interesting Things Previous Occupants Have Left Behind

People leave behind all kinds of ridiculous stuff.
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self entitled woman gets kicked off a plane and threatens to harm people's jobs

Flashback Fail: Self-Important Woman Kicked Off Flight

Someone certainly didn't have a job after this.
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seth rogen asking alexa to make fart sounds coronavirus quarantine

Seth Rogen Asks Alexa For Different Farts

Seth Rogen found a wonderful way to stay entertained.
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Dude messes with text message scammer in hilarious ways | +1 (740) 673 Text Message Today 9:12 AM need favor please text back as soon as possible do need?

Dude Has Fun With Text Message Scammer

Beautiful work.
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Guy falls asleep on the train, tries to evade fare, conductor can't be tricked | Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed).

Guy Falls Asleep On Train, Tries To Evade Fare, Conductor Isn't Fooled

Sleepy dude almost pulled it off.
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Funny misspelled words on signs | fried catfist | CHOCOLATE NOW $0.87 1.20 Almojoy 45g Crunchie 44g Spunow 49g SKOR 39g SICKERS 52g SpundW Dove 40g DARK CHOCOLATE butter NICKERS 52G COFF NHE Eat.More 52g WUNDER BAR 58g 58g

Spelling So Bad It's Creative

Hats off to these word sorcerers.
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DoorDash employee cheated out of extra compensation | JENIFER D would like check still wait order? Yeah, if pay is increased 6 Not going cut .

DoorDash Employee Promised Extra Compensation, Never Gets It

So many hoops that led nowhere.
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Funny guy offers to fight strangers over text | Bonjourno My name is Brad and due this social distancing bored AF so l'm texting random numbers pick fights have had 7 kids there isn't fight l'd lose Jesus bet pee little every time laugh or cough? Delivered made laugh loud iMessage

Bored Dude Offers to Fight Strangers Over Text

Why not pass the time with an argument.
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