Oh, he's free already?
Well, uh, uh, I mean ...
Star Wars Kinect comes out today! In a move that's sure to further
desecrate rekindle your love of the franchise, the game lets you play as Star Wars characters clubbing to music that wouldn't sound out of place on an R. Kelly album. Let's hope they let R2D2 dance to dubstep!
If we can play devil's advocate for a moment:
Sugarhill Gang, 1979: "I said a hip, hop, the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop."
Shabazz Palaces, 2011: "Yeah, you know I'm free, s**t, I'm free ... To make consume to catch the stuff that holds me down To capture my desires fashion out of this a crown Free to fill my smiles up with these tears that I forgot And haunt myself besides these pretty ghosts that float my heart You know I'm free."