hip hop

Success really DOES change people. Specifically, it gives people more money to buy drugs.

CAN'T STAND IT

No, really you guys. It's really him.

Truly a masterpiece worthy of Salvador Dalí. An insightful commentary on our modern-day culture of reappropriation and its inevitable distortion and perversion of the original cultural artifact. 10/10.

50 Cent's facial expression and hand gestures is just begging for a "Why can't I hold all these monies?" caption.

Of course, this is just the opinion of a conscious rap fan.

...you DID see the poster on the wall behind him, right?

We can't be sure that Busta Rhymes' fast rapping ability on "Look at Me Now' is the result of talent or of a tic developed from minor head trauma.

"Reanimated corpse" isn't entirely accurate. It's actually a hologram of the late, great West-coast rapper, which gave a surprise performance to finish off the first week of Coachella 2012. This proves that (a) industry executives can own your body as well as your soul, and (b) '90s nostalgia has gotten WAY out of hand.

I'm a little disappointed to discover that Lil Wayne was not, as a child, what the cover to Tha Carter III suggested he was.