hip hop

You wish you could rap as good as this guy.

I'm a little disappointed to discover that Lil Wayne was not, as a child, what the cover to Tha Carter III suggested he was.

The song for Nicki Minaj's new music video isn't as awful as her last one, but couldn't she have just skipped the song and gone straight to the video?

Better yet, he's taking up a much-less-overexposed pursuit: Skateboarding! Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus!

Take a fish, put glitter on every third or fourth scale, place it onstage, and BOOM! instant pop star.

The sublime effect of this pairing is more transcendent without context, but if you REALLY want to know where this picture came from, it was from some event sponsoring a Star Wars-themed Adidas shoe.

Truly a masterpiece worthy of Salvador Dalí. An insightful commentary on our modern-day culture of reappropriation and its inevitable distortion and perversion of the original cultural artifact. 10/10.

Lil Wayne announced today that he'd be taking an indefinite hiatus from rapping to dedicate himself to a pursuit that will (hopefully) give him much less overexposure: skateboarding. Oh yeah, and that thing with the Mars landing happened, too.

Two-thirds of YouTube users agree: Nicki Minaj's last single was a stupid-show.

FREE VARG.

Oh, he's free already?

Well, uh, uh, I mean ...

FREE VARG.

How DARE you sully the name of DJ Yella. IS NOTHING SACRED?