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Star Wars Kinect comes out today! In a move that's sure to further desecrate rekindle your love of the franchise, the game lets you play as Star Wars characters clubbing to music that wouldn't sound out of place on an R. Kelly album. Let's hope they let R2D2 dance to dubstep!

This kid is only four years old, and his rhythm and beats are impeccable. Maybe when he learns to read and write, he can be an even better lyricist!

You'll get a pass for not knowing Gudda Gudda, Tyga, Jae Millz, and Lloyd, but you should at LEAST know who Nicki Minaj and Drake are besides "the people who are black and who aren't Lil Wayne."

"Reanimated corpse" isn't entirely accurate. It's actually a hologram of the late, great West-coast rapper, which gave a surprise performance to finish off the first week of Coachella 2012. This proves that (a) industry executives can own your body as well as your soul, and (b) '90s nostalgia has gotten WAY out of hand.

Okay, so MAYBE it's inappropriate to make a joke about Soulja Boy being a holy soulja in a holy war against hip-hop.

This really happens.

We can't be sure that Busta Rhymes' fast rapping ability on "Look at Me Now' is the result of talent or of a tic developed from minor head trauma.

By the looks of it, GZA is the only member GZA and Ol' Dirty Bastard are the only members of the Wu-Tang clan that isn't aren't originally from Long Island Staten Island. HOW CAME HE THEY TO SHAOLIN?

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Edit: Please excuse the errors. We're very white.

Better ask Inspectah Deck (badum tss!).

What have you done with Bill Cosby and why are you wearing his sweaters?