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But! Though this will be old news to some, it still might not be too late to collect sweet refund justice for their exorbitant fees.

Music festival SXSW is underway! Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band led a two and a half hour set, which closed with an assemblage members of Arcade Fire, The Low Anthem, and more to sing Woody Guthrie's "This Land Is Your Land."

WHY AREN'T YOU IN AUSTIN?

I'd like to rag on them for getting Sammy Hagar's name wrong, but I can't. Ever since he didn't get invited to the Van Halen reunion-fest, there's no better nickname for him than "Sammy Haggard."

A backstage pass AND a stun gun, a potato sack, and a getaway van.

Dave Grohl isn't the only rocking father out there...

More like devolution, amirite?

I'm never washing this hand again!

Coachella and SXSW are long since over, and Bonnaroo ended last weekend, but you can pine for '90s alt-rock with Awesome Gay Go-Getting Abe Froman and his Wayfarers at Lollapalooza!

Considering that he's standing beneath an elaborate series of vertical platforms topped by (presumably) hair-ridden humanoids, I'm betting he played a lot of Donkey Kong in the '80s.