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A backstage pass AND a stun gun, a potato sack, and a getaway van.

This epic meet-up went down in 1980, during Queen's tour promoting their new album The Game. I'm sure it made the part where Freddie croons "Mamaaaaaa..." during Bohemian Rhapsody that much more poignant.

Oh wait, the prequels weren't out yet. It was a simpler time.

Joke's on you! We're actually softcore!

Those of you who get it can help out those who don't in the comments.

Alright, you've had your five minutes of fame, NOW EVERYONE LOOK BACK AT ME.

Can you count to four? Great! You're qualified!

j/k conducting is a very demanding job that requires skill and talent pleasedon'tkillme

I'd like to rag on them for getting Sammy Hagar's name wrong, but I can't. Ever since he didn't get invited to the Van Halen reunion-fest, there's no better nickname for him than "Sammy Haggard."

Concerts are fun until you're too old and crotchety to tolerate things like getting someone else's urine on your shirt.

Considering that he's standing beneath an elaborate series of vertical platforms topped by (presumably) hair-ridden humanoids, I'm betting he played a lot of Donkey Kong in the '80s.

It's NickelBACK, not NickelHERESFIVECENTS.

Amazingly, she keeps on singing even while she's hurling. Now THAT'S a performer!