concert

Can you count to four? Great! You're qualified!

j/k conducting is a very demanding job that requires skill and talent pleasedon'tkillme

The four-day Bonnaroo Music Festival extravaganza in Tennessee just released their lineup. As usual, it's PACKED with blockbuster names and features something for everyone, from Phish and the Beach Boys (!) to Ludacris and Skrillex (and don't forget Bonny Bear!).

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I'd like to rag on them for getting Sammy Hagar's name wrong, but I can't. Ever since he didn't get invited to the Van Halen reunion-fest, there's no better nickname for him than "Sammy Haggard."

But! Though this will be old news to some, it still might not be too late to collect sweet refund justice for their exorbitant fees.

I'm never washing this hand again!

It's NickelBACK, not NickelHERESFIVECENTS.

This epic meet-up went down in 1980, during Queen's tour promoting their new album The Game. I'm sure it made the part where Freddie croons "Mamaaaaaa..." during Bohemian Rhapsody that much more poignant.

Oh wait, the prequels weren't out yet. It was a simpler time.