concert

A writer in Boise, Idaho takes some editorial license.

What you're seeing in the last panel is the brain releasing dopamine, kittens, and the mellow hits of Phil Collins into the body as a last-ditch attempt to numb the crushing pain of music festivals. Or maybe it was just awesome and everything else was actually just a minor inconvenience.

Can you count to four? Great! You're qualified!

j/k conducting is a very demanding job that requires skill and talent pleasedon'tkillme

Alright, you've had your five minutes of fame, NOW EVERYONE LOOK BACK AT ME.

Should've let the crowd get closer to the stage. That's what you get for distancing yourself.

Amazingly, she keeps on singing even while she's hurling. Now THAT'S a performer!

This band needs a sign like this.

More like devolution, amirite?