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Should've let the crowd get closer to the stage. That's what you get for distancing yourself.

The four-day Bonnaroo Music Festival extravaganza in Tennessee just released their lineup. As usual, it's PACKED with blockbuster names and features something for everyone, from Phish and the Beach Boys (!) to Ludacris and Skrillex (and don't forget Bonny Bear!).

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I'd like to rag on them for getting Sammy Hagar's name wrong, but I can't. Ever since he didn't get invited to the Van Halen reunion-fest, there's no better nickname for him than "Sammy Haggard."

Dave Grohl isn't the only rocking father out there...

Considering that he's standing beneath an elaborate series of vertical platforms topped by (presumably) hair-ridden humanoids, I'm betting he played a lot of Donkey Kong in the '80s.

A writer in Boise, Idaho takes some editorial license.

Those of you who get it can help out those who don't in the comments.

What you're seeing in the last panel is the brain releasing dopamine, kittens, and the mellow hits of Phil Collins into the body as a last-ditch attempt to numb the crushing pain of music festivals. Or maybe it was just awesome and everything else was actually just a minor inconvenience.

A backstage pass AND a stun gun, a potato sack, and a getaway van.

I'm never washing this hand again!

Oh well, you can always dream.