comic

Iron Maiden's prolific frontman.

Don't like what's on the radio? You must be a HIPSTER.

wait a sec r u tryin to throw a wish in a well again

Either he's the most ignorant record store employee alive, or the most condescending.

Now who looks stupid?

Led Zeppelin: One of many bands you're more likely to hear about from your dad rather than your peers.

I'm on Fire, literally.

Sex on Fire, literally.

Play With Fire, literally.

We all know that people use the word "hipster" for the most ignorant reasons, anyway.

What you're seeing in the last panel is the brain releasing dopamine, kittens, and the mellow hits of Phil Collins into the body as a last-ditch attempt to numb the crushing pain of music festivals. Or maybe it was just awesome and everything else was actually just a minor inconvenience.