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The healing process will take time. It involves strapping you to to a chair and making you listen to any form of music that doesn't have a "drop" or an army of single-minded fans.

St. Anger is proof positive that musicians should never go to rehab. We're looking at YOU, James.

That's right, kids! The popular music marketed by old white men 30 years ago is FAR SUPERIOR to the popular music marketed by old white men today! Spread the word!

After their moment of popularity, many bands spend an indeterminate amount of time in music purgatory before they become retro and cool again. While in purgatory, legions of 12-year-olds scoff at them cruelly.

Which is the best Smiths album: The Queen Is Dead, Meat Is Murder, Strangeways Here We Come, or Zooey Deschanel? DISCUSS.