comic

I'm on Fire, literally.

Sex on Fire, literally.

Play With Fire, literally.

Jay-Z is a true American fisher.

Either he's the most ignorant record store employee alive, or the most condescending.

I don't know if any of you have ever strung a string instrument (violin, viola etc.), but if you're new at it, it's like this x1000.

There goes his need for education.

SO. MUCH. PUN.

Better start from scratch.