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Be honest: How many of you can listen to Korpiklaani and NOT instantly jump up into a drunken jig?

The word "/mu/sicians" in the second panel is a reference to the music board on 4chan. Credit where credit is due!

Don't like what's on the radio? You must be a HIPSTER.

So THAT'S why Pitchfork keeps giving Animal Collective better reviews than Jesus! It's a plot by the military-industrial complex!

Led Zeppelin: One of many bands you're more likely to hear about from your dad rather than your peers.

"I love Radiohead, but I'm not like those weirdo hipster fanatics who also like them."

Even as he's saying "metal," he's furiously changing the track on his iPod's "Now Playing" menu from K-Pop to something more kvlt.

There's plenty of room!

Now who looks stupid?