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So THAT'S why Pitchfork keeps giving Animal Collective better reviews than Jesus! It's a plot by the military-industrial complex!

... that's good, I guess?

Led Zeppelin: One of many bands you're more likely to hear about from your dad rather than your peers.

Seriously, if I don't put my fist down soon, people will think I'm trying to join the Black Panthers.

"I love Radiohead, but I'm not like those weirdo hipster fanatics who also like them."

Not everyone could take the bold statement about classic rock sitting down.

Be honest: How many of you can listen to Korpiklaani and NOT instantly jump up into a drunken jig?

I don't recall this much blood...