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Take a fish, put glitter on every third or fourth scale, place it onstage, and BOOM! instant pop star.

Warning: Dio is not responsible for any bodily harm caused by climbing mountains or slaying dragons.

No matter what you start with, you end up with hot problems.

Seriously, if I don't put my fist down soon, people will think I'm trying to join the Black Panthers.

Jay-Z is a true American fisher.

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