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What if it isn't brilliant and we're all just listening to terrible music?

Web comic The Oatmeal didn't go quite so far as to portray music industry execs as pigs wallowing in filthy troughs of money, but he came pretty close. ¡Viva la Revolución!

True story.

Even as he's saying "metal," he's furiously changing the track on his iPod's "Now Playing" menu from K-Pop to something more kvlt.

The healing process will take time. It involves strapping you to to a chair and making you listen to any form of music that doesn't have a "drop" or an army of single-minded fans.

Led Zeppelin: One of many bands you're more likely to hear about from your dad rather than your peers.

Turns out you really did want to make money and not music.

Someone said hear this so I did. I was five times on the toilet in 4 hours since then.