call me maybe

It's the CRJ parody to end (hopefully) all CRJ parodies. Seriously, where else can we go from here? Can we move on to a different song now?

Sesame Street joins the CRJ bandwagon, insidiously subverting the naive and superficial love-at-first-sight values contained in the original version by advocating an equal distribution of baked goods among consumers of unequal income. For the children.