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People who aren't aware of Canadian pop music or the listening habits of Selena Gomez might not know the original version, but I think everyone can agree that this cowbell remix succeeds in perfecting the unperfectable.

The same genius - GENIUS - mashup artist who made the POTUS sing LMFAO is back, this time to help him sing THE SONG THAT WON'T DIE. SERIOUSLY. IT'S BEEN FUN, INTERNET, BUT YOU CAN MOVE ON TO A DIFFERENT POP JINGLE NOW.

We know, we know. You've heard both of these songs a million times before, and not even an adorable mashup of the two by Pomplamoose might keep you from rolling your eyes and saying "UGH, not AGAIN" (did you do that? Be honest!) But this arrangement is executed well enough to be worth your time, and the music video defies the obvious visuals by paying homage to the 2009 thriller "The Box" (or possibly "Button Button" by Richard Matheson, the short story on which the movie was based).

Sesame Street joins the CRJ bandwagon, insidiously subverting the naive and superficial love-at-first-sight values contained in the original version by advocating an equal distribution of baked goods among consumers of unequal income. For the children.

Remember the overly attached girlfriend who sang that ... interesting ... version of Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend?" She's back, this time with her own rendition of "Call Me Maybe." Chills and creepy stalker vibes abound.

College Humor exposes the hazards of falling in love at first sight.

The USA Olympics swimming team let loose as they traveled to London for the Big Games. The Olympics kick off today, and we've got continuing coverage over at Roflympics!

Look, we're sorry. You've probably seen at least three "Call Me Maybe" video parodies already, not to mention dozens of jokes and memes, and we're partially responsible for that. But fret not! When supercuts of parodies are made, it's usually a sign that the craze is winding down. So for now it's best to sit back and ride the pop mayhem out.

It's like Carly Rae Jepsen if she were from Florida and a cannibal! Not that she isn't a cannibal. We're not saying she's a cannibal, we're just saying that there's no proof she's not a cannibal.

Remember the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders dancing to Call Me Maybe video? Remember the Chocolate Rain guy covering Call Me Maybe? WHAT IF WE COMBINED THE TWO?