call me maybe

Will Ferrell signed the wall with this plea earlier today at CBS This Morning. Between this and the "Some Song That I Used to Love" Gotye parody, I think it's safe to say that two of the biggest songs of this summer have officially worn out their welcome.

Expert music dubber Andy Rehfeldt released a death metal dub of Carly Rae Jepsen, giving her a br00tal growl that turns the line "So call me maybe" from a request into a threat.

It may or may not be be backhanded way of flirting with the teacher, but any reference to the song that the citizens of Canada, America and the rest of the world can't get out of their collective heads is an automatic A+.

It was inevitable, but it's actually decent -- give it a listen.

[cosbysweaters]

That haunting string sample sounds good with everything. It's the new Guile's Theme.

It's like Carly Rae Jepsen if she were from Florida and a cannibal! Not that she isn't a cannibal. We're not saying she's a cannibal, we're just saying that there's no proof she's not a cannibal.

Sesame Street joins the CRJ bandwagon, insidiously subverting the naive and superficial love-at-first-sight values contained in the original version by advocating an equal distribution of baked goods among consumers of unequal income. For the children.