call me maybe

Remember the overly attached girlfriend who sang that ... interesting ... version of Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend?" She's back, this time with her own rendition of "Call Me Maybe." Chills and creepy stalker vibes abound.

Are there STILL people who haven't yet been bitten by the latest infectious pop virus? I fear the entire earth is now under the thrall of Queen Carly.

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With all the Call Me Maybe parodies and covers infesting the internet, it's about time the singer herself appeared in one of them. This percussion-themed cover with Jimmy Fallon and the Roots is a nice change of pace from the string samples in the original song, too.

From now on, both these songs will be tainted for you. You won't be able to listen to one without thinking of the other. You're welcome.

Ohhhhh boy this joke is only going to work for people who watch Arrested Development AND follow Selena Gomez's amateur videos to the tune of Canadian pop stars, which might be the narrowest cross-section imagined.

Remember the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders dancing to Call Me Maybe video? Remember the Chocolate Rain guy covering Call Me Maybe? WHAT IF WE COMBINED THE TWO?

It's the CRJ parody to end (hopefully) all CRJ parodies. Seriously, where else can we go from here? Can we move on to a different song now?

We know, we know. You've heard both of these songs a million times before, and not even an adorable mashup of the two by Pomplamoose might keep you from rolling your eyes and saying "UGH, not AGAIN" (did you do that? Be honest!) But this arrangement is executed well enough to be worth your time, and the music video defies the obvious visuals by paying homage to the 2009 thriller "The Box" (or possibly "Button Button" by Richard Matheson, the short story on which the movie was based).

Warning: strong language and explicit sexual content make this mashup oh so wrong, but also OH SO RIGHT.

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