call me maybe

From now on, both these songs will be tainted for you. You won't be able to listen to one without thinking of the other. You're welcome.

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With all the Call Me Maybe parodies and covers infesting the internet, it's about time the singer herself appeared in one of them. This percussion-themed cover with Jimmy Fallon and the Roots is a nice change of pace from the string samples in the original song, too.

That haunting string sample sounds good with everything. It's the new Guile's Theme.

College Humor exposes the hazards of falling in love at first sight.

Remember the overly attached girlfriend who sang that ... interesting ... version of Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend?" She's back, this time with her own rendition of "Call Me Maybe." Chills and creepy stalker vibes abound.

This joke is sure to appeal to everyone who's a fan of both early '80s comedies and modern flavor-of-the-month pop songs. There are literally dozens of people.

It may or may not be be backhanded way of flirting with the teacher, but any reference to the song that the citizens of Canada, America and the rest of the world can't get out of their collective heads is an automatic A+.

Ohhhhh boy this joke is only going to work for people who watch Arrested Development AND follow Selena Gomez's amateur videos to the tune of Canadian pop stars, which might be the narrowest cross-section imagined.

Expert music dubber Andy Rehfeldt released a death metal dub of Carly Rae Jepsen, giving her a br00tal growl that turns the line "So call me maybe" from a request into a threat.

People who aren't aware of Canadian pop music or the listening habits of Selena Gomez might not know the original version, but I think everyone can agree that this cowbell remix succeeds in perfecting the unperfectable.