call me maybe

From now on, both these songs will be tainted for you. You won't be able to listen to one without thinking of the other. You're welcome.

Just to make some strangers' day a little brighter, internet entertainer and drag enthusiast Steve Kardynal stripteased on Chatroulette to the tune of This Summer's Most Popular Song™. If the look on these random people's faces doesn't make your day, you might as well go back to bed.

It's the CRJ parody to end (hopefully) all CRJ parodies. Seriously, where else can we go from here? Can we move on to a different song now?

With infinite jukebox, the song never ends! Check it out!

This joke is sure to appeal to everyone who's a fan of both early '80s comedies and modern flavor-of-the-month pop songs. There are literally dozens of people.

People who aren't aware of Canadian pop music or the listening habits of Selena Gomez might not know the original version, but I think everyone can agree that this cowbell remix succeeds in perfecting the unperfectable.

Remember the overly attached girlfriend who sang that ... interesting ... version of Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend?" She's back, this time with her own rendition of "Call Me Maybe." Chills and creepy stalker vibes abound.

It's like Carly Rae Jepsen if she were from Florida and a cannibal! Not that she isn't a cannibal. We're not saying she's a cannibal, we're just saying that there's no proof she's not a cannibal.

The U.S. Army Infantry soldiers in Kunar Province, Afghanistan, aren't above having a little fun while stuck overseas, and their "Call Me Maybe" cover is among the best we've seen --  it showcases their day-to-day life for those of us who have no clue.

A sweet note accompanies the video: "See you in just a few more months, and thanks for all your support!"

[vvv]

Will Ferrell signed the wall with this plea earlier today at CBS This Morning. Between this and the "Some Song That I Used to Love" Gotye parody, I think it's safe to say that two of the biggest songs of this summer have officially worn out their welcome.

It may or may not be be backhanded way of flirting with the teacher, but any reference to the song that the citizens of Canada, America and the rest of the world can't get out of their collective heads is an automatic A+.