call me maybe

The same genius - GENIUS - mashup artist who made the POTUS sing LMFAO is back, this time to help him sing THE SONG THAT WON'T DIE. SERIOUSLY. IT'S BEEN FUN, INTERNET, BUT YOU CAN MOVE ON TO A DIFFERENT POP JINGLE NOW.

The folks at Key of Awesome have added another video to the towering mountain of "Call Me Maybe" parodies, this time with the spin of a bad one-nighter.

People who aren't aware of Canadian pop music or the listening habits of Selena Gomez might not know the original version, but I think everyone can agree that this cowbell remix succeeds in perfecting the unperfectable.

wait a sec r u tryin to throw a wish in a well again

Warning: strong language and explicit sexual content make this mashup oh so wrong, but also OH SO RIGHT.

That haunting string sample sounds good with everything. It's the new Guile's Theme.

Ohhhhh boy this joke is only going to work for people who watch Arrested Development AND follow Selena Gomez's amateur videos to the tune of Canadian pop stars, which might be the narrowest cross-section imagined.

Social Media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Are there STILL people who haven't yet been bitten by the latest infectious pop virus? I fear the entire earth is now under the thrall of Queen Carly.

It may or may not be be backhanded way of flirting with the teacher, but any reference to the song that the citizens of Canada, America and the rest of the world can't get out of their collective heads is an automatic A+.

This joke is sure to appeal to everyone who's a fan of both early '80s comedies and modern flavor-of-the-month pop songs. There are literally dozens of people.