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Nicki Minaj's latest album, Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, came out yesterday. Or something. BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT HERE.

That's right! Is your loved one complaining you spend too much time butchering the innocent in the carrion-strewn hellpits across town? Are you having trouble finding someone who shares your dread loathing of the puny wretches who people the earth? Gwar will relieve you from the festering stink of existential rot!

Orange muppets featured on MTV: 9 Orange muppets featured on Yo Gabba Gabba!: ???

We don't suffer foo gladly in these parts.

For the "doesn't deserve nice font" line alone, this post gets 10 out of 10 (twenty-somethings pretending that they're teen) stars.

Video contains language that might be too real for some.

The punctuation is especially important.

The second season of Game of Thrones aired last night! To celebrate, here's a metal cover of the theme song. Shows about high medieval warring kingdoms are practically begging for metal-inspired takes on them anyway.

Quiz time! What was Hank listening to? 1) Dubstep 2) Raps 3) Country 4) Metal 5) A nature sounds relaxation tape of stones dropping into a whirlpool 6) Farts

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