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Kids kill the darndest things.

Nicki Minaj's latest album, Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, came out yesterday. Or something. BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT HERE.

What have you done with Bill Cosby and why are you wearing his sweaters?

Steve Buscemi's peerless portrayal of a teenager on the television docudrama 30 Rock was so opaque that I often couldn't tell which character was an actual teenager and which character was Steve Buscemi.

Daenerys Targaryen and Khal Drogo? Still a better love story than Rihanna and Chris Brown. That alone is reason enough to make this Parody of Rihanna's Stay better than the original.

Biggie mashed up with the theme from Thomas the Tank Engine. Shining Time Station will never be the same.

The punctuation is especially important.