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The only Chris Rock in this show are the verbal rocks people are slinging at Chris Brown.

Biggie mashed up with the theme from Thomas the Tank Engine. Shining Time Station will never be the same.

If they're moving the show to Friday night, there might as well be a dance-worthy remix for the folks who stay at home to watch it.

We don't suffer foo gladly in these parts.

You are now more culturally informed than you were three minutes ago.

Nicki Minaj's latest album, Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, came out yesterday. Or something. BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT HERE.

The annual rate of crab suicide is directly proportional to the output of electronic music per year.

Kids kill the darndest things.