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And someone comes in.

Scared and crying for its mother, it will take road crews several hours to get this baby truck off the cliff and back home to safety.

Or as it's becoming known in some parts of the internet, Taxiderpy.

From Click Orlando:

DeLand police have arrested a man they say tried to steal more than 6 pounds of cow tongue by stuffing it down his pants.

Jason Puckett was arrested Friday in the attempted theft at the Walmart on North Woodland Boulevard.

Police said Puckett went to the cooler, put the cow tongue down his pants and tried to walk out of the store. He was stopped by loss prevention officers, who called police after Puckett ran out of the store.

Steve Easton of Surrey in the UK suffered a terrible sneezing fit, and when he was done he pulled a rubber dart cap from his nose. After telling his mother about the event, she recalled a story he had forgotten from when Steve was just 7 or 8 years old. As it turns out, he was taken to the hospital after getting a dart stuck up his nose as a kid, where doctors were unable to find it after X-rays.

Here's Easton telling it in his own words: