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Traumatized Guy's Twitter Thread About Cursed Ouija Board Experience Will Possess You With Fear

And to think that I thought I'd sleep tonight. NOPE. Seriously, it is high time for this guy to make power moves and start contacting studios. He's got the (cursed) bones of a great story here. Bullsh*t or not, I was hooked from the get-go with this thread. Solid storytelling, with a voice (cause f**k grammar) that really shines through. Was it his mean Aunt coming back to haunt him and his cousin from the grave? The water on the floors seems to suggest that possibility. And the whole part with the shotgun's safety mode being off? I mean, come on, man. 

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Twitter Thread Tells How Tinder Temptress Tricks Dozens Into Her Personal Bootleg “Bachelorette”

One day you're swiping, then the next day you find yourself in someone's personal game show. If you didn't have trust issues before, then go ahead and develop some while reading about this woman's massive and meticulously planned dating stunt.

tinder date that invited a whole bunch of men
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Quick Tumblr Thread on the Impostor Cleaner Fish

We knew there were tons of extremely specialized, gross and miserable animals. Y'know, like wasps that lay eggs in living things or fish that swim up pee holes. It looks like this guy just got added to the list. For more animal tumblr stuff, here's a tumblr meltdown after someone says fish aren't animals, and a tumblr thread on farm animals that takes a dark turn.

Gross and funny tumblr fish thread | REI tilthat Follow TIL ocean there exists biotic cleaning stations, where fish will go be serviced by certain species fish and shrimp who remove dead skin and parasites. via ift.tt bogleech Follow Different fish wait line and even though most marine fish are predators they tend treat station as like peaceful zone
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Dubious Advice from Questionable Strangers

When reaching out for advice, it's good to take things with a grain of salt and understand that everyone might not have your best interest at heart. Some people just want to see the world burn, and that's what makes things interesting. For some even worse advice, here are some dumb and bad life pro tips to not do.

funny bad advice and stupid tips | Ygrene @Ygrene trick doing crimes is wait until after 5pm all police have gone home day
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Fun and Frustration with The English Language

The English language has some confusing peculiarities to it that result in English struggles, but heck, most languages have some phonetic and semantic weirdness winding through them. And English isn't the only strange language. Here's a post defending the English language and how it's not the only weird language out there.

Funny and interesting English language moments | ace-nyctophyle any noun can become verb if don't care enough yupokaysuremhm This point is invalid unless use an example sentence ace-nyctophyle CAN SENTENCE WANT THANK yupokaysuremhm BEAUTIFUL mysterytinyfox see thats why love english ailithnight like velociraptor around my house at 2 morning. ace-nyctophyle GOOD not--be--tea-but-brit My headache makes want clothesline into wall enquires-state-building why do these make some semblance sense 9
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19 Funny and Sad Moments from the Wild World of Tinder

Some are funny, some are sad, some are funny and sad. The world is a funny and sad place, and the context of dating only raises the stakes. Here's what people said that sometimes worked but mostly didn't work in the moments that counted. Check these out or these if you wanna see more priceless Tinder moments. 

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The Largest Bullets People Dodged

As not-total-idiots, we spend a lot of time worrying about making the right decision. Sometimes we can thank ourselves for avoiding a bad situation, and sometimes it's totally up to random chance whether we dodge a huge bullet or not. Everyone has a moment in their lives that the think about "man if that had gone just slightly differently I'd be in some serious pain right now." Hindsight is 20/20 and life is just a constant act of dodging massive bullets.

close calls and times people dodged a bullet
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