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A creepy Tumblr post about a house guest discovering a hidden staircase | stephrc79 So l'm staying at friend's house Boston And their guest room is door. There are STAIRS closet! Now where do those stairs go may ask?

Tumblr Post: House Guest Discovers Secret Staircase

thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see

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Employee proves that museum's security needs to be revamped | So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell full story fandomlovingweirdo

Employee Points Out Security Concern, Nobody Listens, Robbery Ensues

tumblr thread explaining what cats think when we kiss them as well as what cats and dogs think when we accidentally step on them thumbnail includes a picture of a girl kissing a cat 'Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they're getting their scent on you because they know that you're a family, but you smell "Funny" compared to them. They're trying to make you smell like their family.'

Tumblr Explains Cats' Thoughts When Humans Kiss Their Heads

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A Tumblr thread that appreciates Snoop Dogg. | dandy-boi-ftm Follow best part is fact out two them Martha Stewart one who went prison. shadowkat678 Follow Wait 2fngrsin Follow Wiiiild. He did commit murder self defense no judging) and America's Best Housewife sent jail because insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction justice and conspiracy. This is wiiild

Tumblr Thread: Honoring The Legend, Snoop Dogg

A quick Tumblr post on kids' various learning struggles | fozmeadows Watching my toddler figure out language is fascinating. Yesterday were stumped he kept insisting there Lego winner" behind his bookshelf turned out be little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing word trophy he'd extrapolated word thing can win And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said Mummy s not rubbish s allowed be bottle meaning, effectively want this. Don't throw away But an adult ear, there's something

Quick Tumblr Post On Kids' Language Struggles

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A funny Tumblr story about Stabby the Roomba | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer

Tumblr Thread: Roombas Are Beautiful Beings

Tumblr user calls out kids' communication skills, gets their point proven instantly | beesmygod S ztacey Follow AAAAAAAA raptorific Follow genuinely worrying about people whose main source social development comes like 100 these incredibly insular and entirely unregulated internet spaces. Like this isn't even technology is bad and kids these days don't learn talk one another" post s basic conflict resolution skills and practical realities interacting with human beings are sort things probably

Tumblr User Calls Out People's Social Skills, Gets Point Proven Instantly

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