tumblr

Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

Favorite

Tumblr Thread: Closest Things Earth Has To Eldritch Abomination Gods

Uh, let's not forget about this Eldritch abomination from that recent story about a good old fashioned livestock drama. Alright, that being said the Sun really is a deadly laser. Yikes. Fear the old gods, indeed. 

A Tumblr thread about the closest things earth has to Eldritch abomination gods | gayarsonist are sun ocean and nuclear radiation michaelshelleys sun: unfathomably ancient, here before all us and will outlive us all by billions years its light is so strong prolonged exposure can burn or blind even millions miles away once worshipped as god by various religions and cults who made sacrifices appease will eventually expand as burns
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Tumblr Thread: Honoring The Legend, Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg forever. This interesting Tumblr thread takes a look at some of Snoop Dogg's backstory, and at one point shines light on the fact that between Snoop Dogg and his baking show co-host, Martha Stewart, she's the one who actually served time. With that being said, the word is that Martha never snitched. Check out some more Tumblr gold with this thread about a daughter hilariously crashing her mom's book club.

A Tumblr thread that appreciates Snoop Dogg. | dandy-boi-ftm Follow best part is fact out two them Martha Stewart one who went prison. shadowkat678 Follow Wait 2fngrsin Follow Wiiiild. He did commit murder self defense no judging) and America's Best Housewife sent jail because insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction justice and conspiracy. This is wiiild
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

It's quick little tales like this that manage to temporarily restore our faith in humanity. This dude did not have to intervene when the Karen in front of them was making the Dairy Queen employee's shift all the more unpleasant, but they did. Oh yes, they did, and they did so when it came at zero benefit to them. That's the selfless kindness that the world needs. Plus, picturing Karen's face when she continued to witness someone else actively offsetting her toxic antics. 

A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Painfully Hilarious Posts About Periods That Only Women Will Understand

Periods. There's no easy way to explain it, just a funny way. Here are the funniest posts from Tumblr and Twitter, courtesy of annoyed women around the globe (and BoredPanda). 

Women post about their period and it's so funny
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

The life of a barista is a weird one. When every customer you have is someone who hasn't had their first coffee of the day, there's no knowing what kind of people can lumber in. Some take on the challenge and become a barista that's the living definition of chaotic good. Others just stand in awe and watch a 46-year-old woman drink 8 Red Bulls worth of caffeine in a single swig.

Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Tumblr Enlightens Youth on “The Game” You Just Lost

Boy does this make us feel old. Now that all the kids are playing forknife or whatever, they never got to suffer the frustration and constant failure that went into playing, and losing The Game. We're just glad that there's still people out there on tumblr willing to explain the rich history of The Game. Ah crap, just lost again.

Tumblr post that explains The Game
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Tumblr Explains Why Looney Tunes: Back In Action Is Objectively The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser. Like, what else could you want in a film? Oh, Robot Monsters and Island Earth Mutants? AND the twins from Gremlins 2 play the Warner Brothers. I don't know about you, but I am so ready to watch this movie now. 

looney tunes logic explained well
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Advertisement
Favorite

Tumblr Thread: The Wild World Of Ambigrams

Little did you know that all your day was lacking was a quick and educational exploration of the world of ambigrams. They're a whole lot of fun. 

A Tumblr thread explores the world of ambigrams | just-shower-thoughts word "swims" is same upside down bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella smiws eazyintheheezy upside down, not backwards. silly.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

38 Random Memes To Start Your Day Off With A Bang

Are you bored as heck at work? Would you do absolutely anything to escape the boring reality of your life for just a mere few hours? Don't worry, we're right there with you. All you have to do is scroll down through these memes - but make sure you at least pretend you're working when your boss walks by!

random memes meant to be funny
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Horrifying Tumblr Thread Reminds Us Why PETA Is The Worst

PETA has almost always been a controversial animal rights organization. On the surface, their mission is completely agreeable. Is anyone against the ethical treatment of animals? The truth is that when you dig deeper, as this Tumblr thread reveals, PETA's practices are the complete opposite of moral or ethical. This is a very, very sobering reminder that one should always look into an organization's methods before supporting them. 

If you're looking to support some relatively sane Animal Rights groups, check out The Animal Legal Defense Fund, Nathan Winograd, and Maddie's Fund.

Tumblr thread about how PETA is bad, animal rights, no-kill shelters, pet euthanasia.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

60 Fricken Funny Memes That Provide A Healthy Dose Of Stupid

Your healthy does of stupidity is brought to you by us here at Memebase. We like to make sure you don't work too hard all day long, and we think funny memes can help you with that.

Funny random memes, tweets and Tumblr posts
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -