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A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

Tumblr thread on using customer voice in retail

Tumblr Thread: Using "Customer Voice" In Retail

Tumblr Thread on the collateral damage the Mythbusters caused | switch-up-snowfox Follow Oh cannonball ain't nothin compared esparto incident. nate2247 Follow now switch-up-snowfox Follow They were testing phrase "knock socks off" and because its mythbusters build team (which consists 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided go quarry near Esparto california test myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds ANFO detonation pretty damn big.

Tumblr Thread: Collateral Damage Caused by Mythbusters

Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked

Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

A collection of funny posts about various stomach-turning, cursed food items.

Cursed Food Creations From The Shadow Realm

tumblr thread explaining what cats think when we kiss them as well as what cats and dogs think when we accidentally step on them thumbnail includes a picture of a girl kissing a cat 'Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they're getting their scent on you because they know that you're a family, but you smell "Funny" compared to them. They're trying to make you smell like their family.'

Tumblr Explains Cats' Thoughts When Humans Kiss Their Heads

A humorous Tumblr post imagines where books came from.

Humorous Tumblr Post Imagines Where Books Come From

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Good Luck Finding a Young Person Then

A Tumblr thread explores the world of ambigrams | just-shower-thoughts word "swims" is same upside down bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella smiws eazyintheheezy upside down, not backwards. silly.

Tumblr Thread: The Wild World Of Ambigrams

Tumblr post calls out fake service dogs for creating real problems for people with actual disabilities that need them.

Fake Service Dogs Called Out For Creating Real Problems For People That Have Disabilities

A funny Tumblr post about how kids should be able to play with Barbies and toy trucks | fallen-angel-with--shotgun went Renaissance faire dressed as warrior. Thad real sword with too standing character) next sword-fighting ring, where kids all ages got chance pick up sword and challenge champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl girl starts walking towards ring, saying she wants fight. But mom pulled her away hella sharply, and like s boys.

Tumblr Thread: Anyone Can Be A Formidable Foe

Tumblr user calls out kids' communication skills, gets their point proven instantly | beesmygod S ztacey Follow AAAAAAAA raptorific Follow genuinely worrying about people whose main source social development comes like 100 these incredibly insular and entirely unregulated internet spaces. Like this isn't even technology is bad and kids these days don't learn talk one another" post s basic conflict resolution skills and practical realities interacting with human beings are sort things probably

Tumblr User Calls Out People's Social Skills, Gets Point Proven Instantly

A creepy Tumblr post about a house guest discovering a hidden staircase | stephrc79 So l'm staying at friend's house Boston And their guest room is door. There are STAIRS closet! Now where do those stairs go may ask?

Tumblr Post: House Guest Discovers Secret Staircase

Tumblr post that explains The Game

Tumblr Enlightens Youth on “The Game” You Just Lost

Funny tumblr story of an elevator Karen is mean to a kid on the elevator, so the kid pretends to be blind | captainthaddiusflorencefrancis inventivefraud Follow gale nomads Follow Did ever tell guys met Karen on cruise 13, got yelled at by her and before proceeded make her regret her life choices span 3 minutes on an elevator? gale nomads Follow Okay so this 11 years ago 13 and on cruise my Cousin's quinceanera (Royal Caribbean gave discounts those)

Elevator Karen Spits Verbal Venom At Kid, Kid Pretends To Be Blind

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Some of the Best Submissions from the Unflattering Cat Selfies Tumblr