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 During the opening lap of the Porsche GT3 Cup, driver Pedro Piquet flips his 
$250k Porsche nine times before it finally stopped. The 17-year-old was taken to hospital for observation but, apart from some bruising, is said to be unharmed.

I mean come on, why do you have to play with that kid's heart like that?

Things were rough at the opening game for the Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field. The stadium began a massive renovation project, but due to inclimate weather this past winter progress has been minimal. Despite all this, the Cubs insisted their field was prepared for opening day.

Cut to this weekend, where only two of the men's rooms in the entire stadium were functional. Literally thousands of fans waited in line for as long as an hour to take a leak, leading many to pee in cups, or make liquid graffiti of their names on the wall like children. Food shortages meant that many fans were left with nothing but french fries to snack on as the game progressed. 

The Cubs ended up losing their game 3-0 against the St. Louis Cardinals

That's Lamarr Houston of the Bears in their game against the Patriots. The Patriots were so far ahead they brought in their second string quarterback, who Houston reveled in sacking. Then... this happened.

The two injuries, side by side:

Spiking the ball is usually done in a different sport Raburn, but good hustle. Check out a full video of the play here.