sports

We can just give him one of the ones that got stripped from those Olympic games by cheaters, right?

That's England's Courtney Lawes laying a huge hit on Jules Plisson of France. And by all accounts, that was a legal hit. Meanwhile on the pitch from the world's game, a gust of wind can cause a hairline fracture - if the players are to be believed.

Sorry Dan Carpenter, but your missed kicked tantrum is exactly how we all feel this morning.