puns

Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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There's nothing more American than seizing an opportunity for capitalism! Except when it involves 9/11, then it's anti-American and would make a bald eagle cry...

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History Books Are Purr-Fectly Replaced With Cats Using The Hashtag #CatHistory

Last night, @Midnight challenged the Internet to rewrite history and replace the past with as many cat puns as possible. The results were basically our favorite thing ever.

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Don't Ask Siri for Help on Deciding a Halloween Costume

iPhone users have been asking Siri what to do for Halloween. She's been... trying her best to help (but mostly just trolling people with puns).

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25 Stupid Jokes That Are Technically Accurate

These jokes, memes and moments range from glaringly dumb to kind of clever, but most of them are stupid or overly simplistic in their own way. We love puns and dad jokes of all stripes, as well as weird observations that are way out of left field. That said, they're all technically correct.

horrible jokes that are puns but not as good
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20 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Make You Instantly Facepalm

Sometimes the blinding thirst takes control and an otherwise socially acceptable conversation takes an aggressive nosedive for cringe-inducing, sex-crazed face-palm city. These people need to reassess their Tinder pickup strategy as soon as possible; or they can keep providing us a steady procession of what not to do when you want to keep the proverbial 'unmatch' from striking. 

Are you French? because Eiffel for you. Oui love horrible pick up lines here, and one of the best places for social ineptitude is the rash of dating apps that have exploded into app stores. They cater to practically every group and quirk to make sure there is something for everyone. But Tinder pickup lines can sometimes just be absolutely horrendous. Cringe isn't a strong enough word. More like violently shudder and try to shake off what those phrases did to me. 

Funny screen grabs of facepalm pick-up lines, some of which actually worked - cover image of crass suggestion that the girl either things is entertaining, or knows the guy already.
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