puns

Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

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There's nothing more American than seizing an opportunity for capitalism! Except when it involves 9/11, then it's anti-American and would make a bald eagle cry...

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Dude Tries to Complain About a Terrible Sandwich on Twitter, Ends Up With an Awesome Lyrical Pun Battle Instead

Tom Dodds Tweeted at British fast food chain Pret a Manger to complain about a less than stellar sandwich he was served and got more than just good customer service in response.

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History Books Are Purr-Fectly Replaced With Cats Using The Hashtag #CatHistory

Last night, @Midnight challenged the Internet to rewrite history and replace the past with as many cat puns as possible. The results were basically our favorite thing ever.

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That doesn't exactly sound like the place I'd want to lodge up at. Here are some better ideas!