Probably bad News

Not sure what's stranger, the random acts of feng shui or the fact that this guy admits to having eight cameras around his home...

From the Des Moines Register:

The man accused of throwing a McChicken sandwich at his wife reportedly broke the woman's nose during the incident, police said Thursday.

Sgt. Jason Halifax, a spokesman for the Des Moines Police department, confirmed that Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, did more damage than police initially thought after smashing a sandwich bun into his wife's face Tuesday afternoon. Halifax said charges against Hill will likely be amended to simple domestic assault causing bodily injury.

"It doesn't matter what instrument is used to commit the assault ... ," Halifax said. "Domestic abuse is a huge problem. The greater issue is this guy is getting angry over a sandwich."

Solution? Get a Hummer.

You know those terrible "Flatizzas" Subway makes? After ordering one without the sauce (because "I can't eat that stuff"), Bevalente Michette Hall called the police. She was later jailed for three minutes on a $2,000 bail for her efforts.

Will the wrath of Miley and her fans ever come to an end?

Probably the most blatant example of old media blaming video games in recent memory. 

Pretty much as soon as Shadow was introduced.

WARNING: Slightly graphic images in this report.