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Your Worst Fears Come True

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This Close Call Took Quick Reflexes and Nerves of Steel to Escape

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Close Calls Don't Get Any Closer Than This

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The Vermont Teddy Bear Company is Selling a "50 Shades" Bear. We're Doomed as a Species.

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Nightmare Fuel of the Day: Woman Finds Erection-Causing Spiders in Bag of Bananas

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Finally, The Toilet That Says "I've Given Up."

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This Guy Loves "Avatar" More Than You, for Better or Worse

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Hey Folks, Remember: Don't Do Drugs. Also, Get Used to This if You Use Public Transit.

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Two Men Peed on a Bee's Nest in Vietnam, the Bees Sting Where the Sun Doesn't Shine

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Glad I Missed It FAIL

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It Turns Out There Totally IS Something Lurking in the Waters

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Millions of Spiders Have Taken Over an Abandoned Warehouse. There Isn't Enough Fire in the World for This.

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And Now We Can Plant the Explosives and Call it a Day!

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It's Not a Holster

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A Detroit Area Pig Gets Arrested, Proceeds to Take a Colossal Dump in a Cop Car

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Finding a Giant Snake in Your Cereal: Just Another Day in Australia

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