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Winter is Literally Trying to Kill Us

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Hey Folks, Remember: Don't Do Drugs. Also, Get Used to This if You Use Public Transit.

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The Vermont Teddy Bear Company is Selling a "50 Shades" Bear. We're Doomed as a Species.

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Crotch Decimation in 3... 2...

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Your Worst Fears Come True

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This Video Will Make You Never Want to Ride a Scooter EVER

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After 30 Minutes of Dangling From a Plane, Watch This Skydiver Land With Only a Cut on His Hand

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Two Men Peed on a Bee's Nest in Vietnam, the Bees Sting Where the Sun Doesn't Shine

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There Aren't a Ton of Scenarios Where Swallowing a Jar With Live Fish, Frogs and Tadpoles isn't Toad-ally Disgusting

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Hello and Welcome to Australia. Also You're Out of Toner.

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After Being Abandoned for Months, a Spare Room in This UK House Becomes a Giant Wasp's Nest

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There's Apocalyptic Hail in Tennessee This Week

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Black Friday is Still Terrible: Here's a Man Getting a Taser to the Chest at a Walmart

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Nightmare Fuel of the Day: Woman Finds Erection-Causing Spiders in Bag of Bananas

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If Hell is Real, it's Being Stuck in a Subway Full of Recorder-Playing Children

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It Was All Routine Training Exercises Until a Mortar Decided to Misbehave