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Close Calls Don't Get Any Closer Than This

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You Couldn't Park Any Worse Than This if You Tried

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Food of the Day: Little Caesars Unveils New Pizza Wrapped in 3.5 Feet of Bacon

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Somebody Left That Reporter in the Oven for a Little too Long

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Nightmare Fuel of the Day: Woman Finds Erection-Causing Spiders in Bag of Bananas

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The Streets in Baltimore Are Literally Collapsing from Rainfall

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Never Ever Try This at Home: Brave (Crazy) Russians Test Out a Bulletproof Helmet

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Make Way, Coming Through: In the Battle of Train vs. Truck, Train Usually Wins

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Body Mod of the Day: Guy Cuts Off Nose to Look Like Red Skull

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It Literally Rained Spiders in (Where Else) Australia. Can We Set the Sky on Fire Now?

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After Being Abandoned for Months, a Spare Room in This UK House Becomes a Giant Wasp's Nest

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The Vermont Teddy Bear Company is Selling a "50 Shades" Bear. We're Doomed as a Species.

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Cutting a Tree is Like Opening a Present. A Present Full of BEES.

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If Hell is Real, it's Being Stuck in a Subway Full of Recorder-Playing Children

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That Looks Like a Lot of Things, and Chicken is Not One of Them

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Secret Passenger FAIL

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