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This has been your free poop joke of the day. Oh, who are we kidding? The next post is probably going to be a poop joke, too.

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Angry Guy Goes On Ridiculously Inspired Rant About Why Libraries Are The BEST

Let this be a lesson to everyone, everyone, out there: don't go poking fun at a self-proclaimed 'angry librarian', unless you want to be the victim of an impressive rage-explosion. 

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A jokey version of this post appeared on Facebook last year, where many were duped by the idea that Spielberg went around hunting actual dinosaurs (who are again, 65 million years extinct) for sport.

As it turns out, Joyce Carol Oates isn't immune to the internet joke machine, and took the picture of a downed triceratops very seriously.

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Donald Trump Got Hilariously Trolled Over His Time 'Person Of The Year' Tweet

Say what you will about the President, but there's no denying that his Twitter habits have given us hours of entertainment. His latest Twitter escapade was regarding Time Magazine's 'Person of the Year' issue. On Saturday  President Trump tweeted "Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named "Man (Person) of the Year," like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!" Parodies from comedians such as Julia Louis Dreyfuss and Billy Eichner began pouring in, along with riffs on New Yorker cartoons. Here are some of our favorites. 

And on a side note, here are some of our favorite tremendous Trump memes that are nearly unbelievable.

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The now-deleted tweet seems to have failed in being sensitive to the September 11 Australian release date with poster art displaying the Ninja Turtles falling from a fiery New York skyscraper.






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Two more screwups like this and Hostess will get a hat trick for their social media efforts. After that, it's the penalty box for them!

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What's the Most "Dad" Thing YOUR Dad's Ever Done?

We all know that dads love their jokes, but there are plenty of other behaviors that could be labeled #justdadthings. Mallory Ortberg asked Twitter for tales of their dads. Do you have a story that beats these?

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We're actually not sure if @genericstatus even exists. After reading a couple of their tweets, it's hard to tell whether we've accidentally logged back on to Facebook or not.

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Twitter Thread: Cheesecake Factory is A World of Contradictions

Anyone can tell you that The Cheesecake Factory is a building full of paradoxes. It's like it's telling you with all its heart that it wants to be fancy with all the lighting and the columns, and then you sit down and drink out of a plastic cup. Cheesecake is great, but the place itself really makes you think "how does this place still exist?" Maybe it fits the bill of "a place people can agree to go to." @MaxKreigerVG got extremely deep about America's gaudiest Cheesecake vendor.

Twitter thread on weirdness of The Cheesecake Factory | max sledroom @MaxKrie If want fully immersive "postmodern design hellscape" themed dining experience highly recommend dinner at Cheesecake Factory design perspective place is fuckin wild and talk little bit about why | max sledroom @Max 12h v interior is world aesthetic chaos feels like mix between Fry's Electronics, an overgrown Panera, and laser tag arena s sensational Palm trees sit aside 2000's-chic glass lighting fixtures, French limes
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