Via newmmy
These unsuspecting, freshly roasted patrons all but walked themselves up to the chopping block on this one. What'd you expect the iconic, notoriously unforgiving TV personality with a thunderous hard-on for crushing optimistic souls to do? I mean, come on now.
Via GRRMSpeaking
The quotation marks you see here are because this isn't the first time that George R.R. Martin has "joined" twitter. There are literal dozens of parody accounts and false quotes attributed to everyone's favorite character-killer, and none of them have proven to be real so far. So, until that "verified" button shows up next to George's name up there, don't get too excited. That being said, that does look an awful lot like something Martin would tweet, eh?
UPDATE: Martin's publisher, Random House, confirms that the account is indeed real. Here's to Martin having a new distraction to keep him from finishing his books!
Via Bleacher Report
The tweet was hastily removed, but as we know nothing ever truly "leaves" the internet. You'd think with Seattle's rebranding efforts and their adamant use of Dr. King's image everywhere they would know better. But hey, all about that (civil disobedience) action, boss.
